I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

This post is a decade old this year.

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

i love thigh. most biteable and eatable part of the whole body. easily. which is why they're also the hottest part of the body. any body part that holds meat and fat in large quantities is generally viewed as sexy and despite what anthropologist tell you this is actually not about health and child bearing or whatever 🙄🙄 it's because those are the parts you can eat

I understand the "I will die for you" ship dynamic, but what about the "I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive" kind of couple?

i hate you alternative wellness natural chemical free vegan non-GMO herbal intuitive whole foods healing raw high vibrational plant based cleanse gluten free superfood supplement blend bullshit!!!! You're not healthier and more balanced and connected to the Earth because your smoothies are full of unidentifiable green and brown powders you got from a subscription box to ✨URTH-CRUNCH VAGINAL ENLIGHTENMENT✨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You do not need to Buy Product

There is no advertisement on social media for whole, natural, pure foods 'cause they grow out the fucking ground

Go to a farmer's market. Start a garden yourself. Drill some holes in the bottom of a 5gal bucket and start growing stuff on your porch

There is no Product that will make you connected to Earth, because Earth is what you're fucking standing on, and what you see when you step outside is no less pure or natural or sacred than some exotified jungle in Africa

Nature is everywhere and FREE. Dandelions growing out of the sidewalk? Nature. Moss on a concrete step? Nature. A tree in a park in town? That's nature baby. Weeds on the side of the road? NATURE. She's everywhere!

And if you don't feel surrounded by nature already? If you don't see the bounty of nature in the world around you? Don't order some stupid product in a plastic package about it. Ask yourself WHY.

How come you feel the need to Buy Product that "Comes From The Dirt" one fuckthousand miles away? There's dirt beneath you. There's plants around you. How come your HOME doesn't feed you and provide for you? How come you don't find "healthy" and "natural" just by stepping outside?

Is there a farmer's market? Can you start a garden? Are there wild plants you can safely forage? WHY NOT? Is the Earth beneath you pure and unpolluted? WHAT HAPPENED?

What happened to your home? What has estranged you? I hope you think about it. I hope it keeps you up at night.

This stuff is most accurately termed a "concoction." These are potion ingredients.

Why does everyone want to eat algae so bad?? I know some seaweeds are foods with a long history, but cuisines that include it aren't consuming it as a lumpy gel. There are actual recipes you can cook with nori and wakame. This "sea moss" shit is all sludges and supplements. Is an Instagram influencer's diet just a bunch of pills and scoops of powder?

Diversity win! The business scamming you into taking an herbal supplement for emergency contraception is Black-owned!

I suspect that the reason instagram decided to show me a billion "sexual health" fraudsters is because I was googling whether my pharmacy gives the HPV vaccine.

By the way, this whole category of product is a scam. You do not need special oils, soaps, herbs, or anything for your vulva or vagina. "Yoni steaming" is not a thing, it is not an Ancient Tradition, it is bullshit made up by batshit unhinged antivaxx con artist Gwyneth Paltrow.

The vagina is just a body part. It's not some sacred, mysterious, complicated temple governed by arcane and ineffable forces that require you to buy 87 products to maintain ~Balance~.

Do not take medical advice from anyone who says "womb" or "yoni." Trust me on this.

By the way, I looked up the ingredients to that "yoni oil"

Clove, Tea Tree oil, AND Peppermint oil? That does NOT sound like a good time

"science officer"

"Nightshade-free" Girl help the wellness influencers are coming up with new things to arbitrarily eliminate from their diets

I know it's harder to Google back where you are in 1802, but the tomato will not harm you!

god i miss queerbaiting. do you guys remember queerbaiting. do you guys remember the good old days. we had it so good. now every mf thinks theyre inventing gay people. i decide when theyre real! stop telling me what to do!

[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!

[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY

Some alarming climate news as of June 2023

• Antarctica, which is in the dead of winter, has unexpectedly failed to reform its winter sea ice. This is an exceptional deviation from the norm that has left scientists dumbfounded.
• The entire NE Atlantic Ocean is experiencing its most significant marine heatwave ever…by far. That area had never been a full 1°C above the 1951-1980 average. It has suddenly jumped to 1.7°C above that average.
• A powerful heatwave has overtaken southern North America for weeks on end, with places like Texas and northern Mexico breaking daily record high temperatures.
• In the Caribbean Sea and Gulf of Mexico, sea surface temperatures are extremely high. Water temperatures are in the *90s* by the Florida coast, Miami keeps breaking daily record heat index values, and a major coral bleaching event will soon be underway.
• The Canadian 2023 Wildfire Season will not let up, with nearly all annual records falling before we even reach the midpoint of the season. No Canadian wildfire season had ever produced 12 terawatts (TW) of fire radiative power. 2023 has produced 18TW.
• Dramatic flood events have begun striking various countries around the world simultaneously this week.
• El Niño has rapidly developed in recent months as sea surface temperatures across the equatorial east Pacific skyrocket. As of yet, El Niño has not impacted global weather conditions. That will change in a few months.
• All of these events have culminated in June 2023, easily being the hottest June in Earth’s recorded history. Likely the hottest June in 115k-120k years when Earth was last this hot.

if you ever need to populate a blocklist FAST try posting anything at all about sex work

'bring back porn. ewwwww but not the people who produce it, feature in it, or pay for it.' you are indistinguishable from a 4chan onlyfans pirate.

An Experimental "Tapestry" commission with lots of delightful sea creatures